Charles Darwin once said, "A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life." And he was right. Why waste time doing nothing when you could be doing something. So today instead of trying to find a meaningless show on the ole boob tube, I decided to take my wife with me today to help torture Big Fred. We went to the house of pain were we proceeded to show Big Fred what pain is all about. We tested his endurance on the "don't stop running or you'll land on your face and that shit will hurt" machine! Then we decided to play another game of horse and the wife kicked both Big Fred's and my ass! Nonetheless Big Fred was so tired he could hardly stand... yet another successful torture concourse.
Big Fred's diet is proving to be an easy item to track. I think he has grown accustom to the small amounts of nutrition that I feed him. Which is fine, because it's just enough to make sure he lives just enough for another day of torture.
Tomorrow morning I think I will go another round with Big Fred. He is getting a little cocky so it's best to just beat it out of him.
And like our bow-tie wearing cartoon hog friend always said "Th-Th-Th- That's All Folks!"
PS... here is an inside look at Big Fred when he isn't being tortured!
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