Tomorrow we will test out a new method of affliction... death by dihydrogen monoxide. Big Fred will be forced to consume the most common liquid on the planet in large, yet safe, amounts each day. This will keep him hydrated so that the other methods of twinge will be able to be carried out effectively.
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Day 4:
I was gracious today... Big Fred was fed one of his favorite meals... the Bootlegger sub from Jimmy Johns; but no soda or chips were allowed... and I have to admit; it is a damn good sandwich! But nonetheless, Big Fred's other meals were cut down to make up for the difference in the caloric intake. You see, my main method of killing Big Fred will be basically starvation. But I do have some other methods of torture that I will implement as well. But for now, we will starve him!
Tomorrow we will test out a new method of affliction... death by dihydrogen monoxide. Big Fred will be forced to consume the most common liquid on the planet in large, yet safe, amounts each day. This will keep him hydrated so that the other methods of twinge will be able to be carried out effectively.
Tomorrow we will test out a new method of affliction... death by dihydrogen monoxide. Big Fred will be forced to consume the most common liquid on the planet in large, yet safe, amounts each day. This will keep him hydrated so that the other methods of twinge will be able to be carried out effectively.
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