So today I was thinking about those old school Sega and PlayStation fighting games like Mortal Combat or Street Fighter and it had occurred to me that Big Fred and I are like Ryu and Ken or Subzero and Scorpion. So I decided to put a health level like in the game to Big Fred. So when I first started my quest to rid myself of Big Fred his health or life level was at 157. As of today I hooked him up to the "electronic life level viewer" at the "Y" and found that his life level was now down to only 138!!! Which for those who aren't math savvy is a difference of 19 life level points!!! So that is great news for me... I have killed off 13% of Big Fred so far!
I have decided to try to perform some acts of torture to Big Fred in the early AM. So starting tomorrow we will visit the "Y" to start up this new torture regiment. I am very excited and pleased with my progress. I am typically a pretty humble guy, but this is a major step in my new life!
I bid you adieu.
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