Today is the day that Big Fred begins to die. To give you a little background on this... "Big Fred" has been torturing me since about the 3rd grade; holding me back from being able to live a normal healthy life. Big Fred has caused kids to make fun of me, choose me last for kickball, and mandate that I play on the offensive line in football. I have had it with Big Fred, so I have decided to kill him! Over the next 6-7 months, I am going to repay Big Fred the favor… grueling torture, starvation, and ultimately the demise of Big Fred!
Tonight Fred attempted to get the best of me, but I stood strong and didn't give into his gluttonous wants.
Tomorrow I will not give Fred an opportunity to overcome my goal!
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