I had another AMAZINGLY successful day! Started off by fighting the urge to sleep in... so I made it to the "Y" to start the day off with about 45 minutes of torture for Big Fred. I proceeded by forcing Big Fred into a half mile run, then forced him to lift his body weight until his arms couldn’t take it any longer, and I ended his daily torture with a quick game of horse... and I kicked his ass! H.O.R.S.E. to H! WOOT WOO! So much like the Greek mythological story of Sisyphus, who was a king punished by being compelled to roll an immense boulder up a hill - only to watch it roll back down and to repeat this throughout eternity, I will continue this routine until I finish off Big Fred!
Also, in case you were wondering... I was able to ignore the calls of the best pizza ever! It arrived at work around 1130am today, the smell was outstanding... the deep dish steaming and the thin crust smothered with toppings... oh what a sight that only the gods could have made. Big Fred was fighting me hard, begging me to feed him. But I resisted. I held strong to my word. This was one of the biggest battles that I have had to fight in thus far in my journey, but I never gave in!
Webster defines success as a favorable or desired outcome... so by definition my day was most definitely a SUCCESS! So now I will commence the horn tooting and self-back-patting! YAAAAY
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