So this morning I was supposed to take Big Fred out for some torture, but he must have slipped something in my drink because at quarter to five this morning when the alarm went off I didn't even hear it. Whatever he slipped must have wore off by quarter to six as, luckily, I was up in time to make it to work when I was supposed to. But that damn Fred has really gotten to me. I cannot be this vulnerable... tomorrow I will set a double alarm to ensure that I am able to get us out of the house to continue with the physical torture.
Not really much else new... just continuing with the prison style meals to just keep Big Fred nourished enough to keep him well; until I am done with him that is. I don't really know of what else I can do to slowly kill off Big Fred. So I am asking for any advise you have or ideas for specific torture regiments etc. Help me kill Big Fred!
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